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I'll be honest, my give a damn is busted. Extreme analogy? Sure. Effective? Absolutely. 

Hear me out. Legal protection is like a reallllllly good condom for your business. You don't love incorporating it, but you know it's a must-do type of thing. It's not the most fun part of business, but it sure is worth it. It protects you from everything you don't want to happen. 

Brand thief's? GTFO. 
Missed payments? I don't think so. 
Scope creep? Not anymore. 

My job isn't to solve your problems, my job is to prevent them from ever happening in the first place. But I can't do that if you don't value protection for your business. Don't get fucked because you didn't take this shit seriously from the start. 

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trademark application

Ready to get real brand ownership? Let's fucking do it. Through our signature trademark package, we'll make sure the name you want to trademark is cleared, file the application, and monitor it all the way through to registration. Together we can secure your brand, and your bag. 

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contract creation

Contracts don't have to be complicated, but they do have to work. Let us create your custom contracts to cover your ass and get you paid. Say good-bye to copy and past contracts full of terms you don't understand. We craft your contract in a way that actually make sense and do what they are supposed to: protect you. 

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brand enforcement

Let's be honest, shit happens- sometimes client's try and breach your contract or copycats steal your thunder and infringe on your brand. When that happens, I've got your back. Whether it's hitting em' with a cease and desist, sending a demand letter, or negotiating on your behalf, you don't have to fight it alone. 

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legal audit

Just starting your business and have no idea where to start or what to tackle first? Been there, felt that. & I'm here to show you the ropes. During this 60 minute session, we deep-dive into your business, uncover areas of legal liability, and create a game plan to CYA and get legally legit. 

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You're ready to go from brand creator to brand owner. You're ready to level TF up and claim what's yours. It's go time, baby. 

How it works:
1. Book a consultation. We analyze your mark and see if it's a good fit for trademarking. 
2. Onboard. Sign and engagement letter and become a client of the firm. 
3. Clear the name. We run a comprehensive search to clear the name. 
4. Application. If the name is cleared, we prepare and file the application. 
5. Update. We monitor your mark and provide case updates. 
6. Registration. Pop the champagne! You're officially a brand owner, baddie. 

Trademark Registration 

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Contract Review

Contract Creation

Brand Enforcement

You have a contract but you want to make sure it’s airtight and would feel 10X better if an attorney put their eyes on it. I get it, we’ll make it happen. 

How it works:
Book a consultation. We talk about your contract + concerns. 
Onboard. Sign an engagement letter and become a client of the firm. 
Contract review. We comb through your contract and poke holes, make minor edits, and tell you exactly how to shimmy it up to perfection. 
Optional. A lot of times after the review and seeing all the areas of legal liability, clients want to move forward with a full custom contract. 

Contract Review

Trademark Registration

Contract Review

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Brand Enforcement

You’ve reached that point where you knoooow you need your contract to be airtight and you’re ready to invest in professional help to make that happen. 

How it works:
Book a consultation. We’ll talk about your contract, goals, policies, and details on how you provide services. 
Onboard. Sign an engagement letter and become a client of the firm. 
Contract drafting. We get to work on crafting your customized contract tailored to fit your needs. 
Implement. After finalizing your custom contract, you can begin to implement it into your business right away. 

Contract Creation

Trademark Registration

Contract Review

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Brand Enforcement

Shit happens. If someone is copying your brand or refusing to pay what you are rightfully owed, we’re here to take the stress away from you and get it handled. 

How it works:
Book a consultation. We’ll dive deep into what's going on and how we’re going to tackle it. 
Onboard. Sign an engagement letter and become a client of the firm. 
Analyze + research. We analyze the situation and research legal claims. 
Assert. We assert your legal claims and communicate with the opposing party to resolve the situation. 

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Trademark Registration

Contract Review

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Brand Enforcement

I’ve seen it time and time again. You say you’ll deal with it later. You say you’ll worry about it when you get “big enough”. You say you'll take care of it when you "make more money". But I'm here to let you in on a secret-- handling it later leaves room for massive legal liability. It leaves room for law suits. It leaves room for staying small. & it leaves room for losing a fuck ton of money. Legal problems don’t care if you’re big or small. They don’t care if you’re just starting out or been in biz for a hot minute. Legal problems simply don’t care

But handling the legal side before it becomes a problem shows that you do. You care about your business. You care about your brand. And you care about your clients. You care about protecting your empire before shit hits the fan. You know the investment in the legal side of your business is one worth making because you can’t put a price on safety. You know the pay-off is astronomical and the confidence is unmatched. You don’t play games when it comes to your business, and neither do I. 

It's not worth the risk. 

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